詩集-010 上熟似的生份人

上熟似的生份人 每一個查埔人，生來攏有佮一項 放尿愛用到，家族香火靠伊幫忙 爸母叫伊ＸＸＸ，袂當隨便用手弄 嘿是上秘密的物，衫褲就愛好好啊崁 少年內褲ＸＸＸ，爸母歡喜他轉大人 ＸＸ起歹叫發陽，冊本講有查埔的蟲 個性搞怪擱聬儱，頷頸珠哩膨，毛開始聳， 五隻指頭仔鬥相共，ＸＸＸ歡喜會ＸＸ 查埔人的ＸＸＸ，長短粗細差誠多 ＸＸＸＸＸＸＸ，天寒勼甲皺扒扒 身體部位遐呢濟，這位，朋友上愛剾洗 比久、比𠢕、比大小，驚予笑伊上落尾 兩人春宵ＸＸＸ，ＸＸ需要精甲血 ＸＸＸＸ掠好勢，高潮遮會通歸暝 鳥頭藥丸食介濟，驚Ｘ漏氣起性地 磅空口激ＸＸＸ，查某人想共哪會安呢 (查某人攏不知影) 查埔人的ＸＸ，上𠢕甲咱激屎桶 練習時誠健欉，上場的時陣就欹空 查某人沒這項，毋知伊搞怪閣定罷工 任怹塞奶閣拐弄，ＸＸ就是袂厭動 查埔人的ＸＸ，主人姑情你嘛幫幫忙 傢俬毋湯激惦惦，未老就予笑身體荏 雞核定食ＸＸＸ，清踩喇喇就算完工 相好位興頭變冷淡，是予主人氣甲欲呸痰 到陣一世人，伊是咱上熟似的生份人

Siōng Si̍k-sāi ê Tshenn-hūn-lâng Muí tsi̍t ê tsa-pōo-lâng, senn-lâi lóng ū kah tsi̍t-hāng Pàng-liō ài īng-tio, ka-tso̍k hiunn-hué khò i pang-bâng Pē-bú kiò i xiao-ji-ji, buē-tàng suî-piān īong tshiú lāng He sī siōng mì-bi̍t ê mi̍h, sãnn-khòo tō ài hó-hó-á khàm Siàu-liân lāi-khòo tiānn-tiānn-tâm, pē-bú huann-hí i tńg-tuā-lâng Khí-tshio khí-pháinn kiò huat-iâng, tsheh-pún kóng ū tsa-pōo ê thâng Kò-sình gáu-kuài koh áng-láng, ām-kún-tsu li-phòng môo khai-sí tshàng, Gōo ki tsíng-thâu-á tàu-sann-kāng, xiao-ji-ji huann-hí ē pûn-nâng Tsa-pōo-lâng ê sió-tī-tī, tn̂g-tè tshóo-sè tsha tsiann tsuē Khí-tshio piàn-kap tsiok tuā-bué, thinn-kuânn kiu-kap jiâu-pê-pê Sinn-thé pōo-uī hia-nī tsuē, tsit uī pîng-iú siōng ài khau-sé Pí kú pí gâu pí tuā-sè, kiann hōo tshiò i siōng lo̍h-bué Nnĝ-lâng tshun-siau thǹg-pak-thé, kiânn-pâng su-iàu tsing-kap-hueh Thiu-tshap kín-bān lia̍h-hó-sè, ko-tiâu tsia ē thang kui-mê Tsiáu-thâu io̍h-uân tsia̍h kài tsuē, kiann lān lāu-khuì khí-sìnn-tē Pōng-khang-kháu kik nńg-suê-suê, tsa-bóo-lâng siūnn-kóng ná-ē án-ne (Tsa-bóo-lâng lóng put-tsian-iánn) Tsa-pōo-lâng ê iâng-bu̍t, siōng gâu kap lán kik-sái-tháng Liān-si̍p sî tsînn kiān-tsâng, tsiūnn-tiûnn ê sî-tsūn tō khia-khang Tsa-bóo-lâng bô tsit-hāng, m̄-tsai i gáu-kuài koh tiānn pā-kang Zīn in sai-nái koh kuái-lāng, tī-tī tō-sī buē iànn-tāng Tsa-pōo-lâng ê iâng-bu̍t, tsú-lâng koo-tsiânn lí mā pang-pang-bâng Ke-si m̄-thang kik tiām-tiām, buē lāu tō hōo tshiò sin-thé lám Ke-huī tiānn tsia̍h póo ian-tshiâng, tshìn-tshái lā-lā tō sǹg uân-kang Siong-hó uī hîng-thâu piàn líng-tām, sī hōo tsú-lâng khí-kap beh phúi-thâm Tàu-tīn tsi̍t-sī-lâng, i sī lán siōng si̍k-sāi ê tshenn-hūn-lâng

The Closest Stranger Every man is born with one specific thing, For taking a piss, and keeping the family lineage going. Parents call it a ＸＸＸ, but playing with it is forbidden It’s your most secret treasure, beneath your clothes it must be hidden. Teenage briefs are ＸＸ, parents glad he's grown, Textbooks call a ＸＸ an Ｘ, filled with sperm of his own. An awkward, clumsy boy, voice cracks and pubic hairs sprout, Five fingers team up to help, till the joyful ＸＸＸ. Men's ＸＸ come in various shapes and sizes, Proud and massive ＸＸ, but 'a frightened turtle' when chill rises. Of all the body parts, friends love to tease 'the fool' all night, Comparing length, strength, and size, afraid we'll lose the final fight. Stripped naked at showtime, mixing sweat, blood, ＸＸ, Pacing the rhythm just right, for an all-night climax of lust. Popping a blue pill just in case, dreading ＸＸＸ disgrace, ＸＸ right at the cave, leaving the woman baffled in the face. (Women will never truly know) A man's Ｘ is the best at screwing up the game, A sturdy pillar in practice, but on stage, it goes totally lame. Women don't have this 'little tenant' and never know when he goes on strike, However they coax and seduce, the ＸＸ resists with all its might. Oh, man’s ＸＸＸ, I beg you, please give me a hand, Don't just play dead on me, quitting the job that we'd planned. Eating every "manhood tonic" they sell, ending the finale with half-hearted thrusts, The partner's passion goes cold, leaving the master fuming and cursing in disgust. Bound together for a lifetime, he's the 'closest stranger' we've ever known.