台語 (Taiwanese)
免想袂做阿兄
網路熟似六禮拜,敢靠電話短訊傳著愛。
總算來到相會時,我的心肝驚驚嗶噗跴。
相片內底緣投漂撇,敢有影真正遮豪洨。
月老爺仔千萬毋通,予我的王子變水雞。
昨暗我講:明仔載咱就欲見面矣,我若去遐,會發生啥物代誌?
你講:明仔暗你若來到遮,毋免想欲做阮阿兄。
我聽了下跤彼支XXX,問講:你是有什麼把戲?
你一支喙掛雙舌,講甲阮心花開,聽了褲底XXX...
你講遐的予我涎,就是我上愛聽。
為著這擺見面,身體練甲足拍拚。
肖想著你用粗勇的手,予我壓佇眠床。
這個勇壯的查埔人,今晚袂像貓仔叫春。
門拍開時看到一個,漂撇做種的台灣人。
你結實的跤腿,行路有風有夠臭颺。
咱乾杯時,你的手偷捻我的XX。
這個肉材,今晚袂予你食了有賰。
嘿~
台灣哥哥啊!你敢有影遮呢𠢕。
你若無一個影,毋通予我的X空流。
阮嘛是查埔人看多,𠢕的是無幾個。
你若是弟弟來膨風,我就愛委屈欲XXX。
你講
明仔暗你哪來到這,毋免想欲做阮阿兄。
這是我的地盤,我會好好教示我的客兄。
明仔暗你哪來到這,毋免想欲做阮阿兄。
你這味的我尚愛,來就知影我哇𠢕哇勇健!
台語羅馬 (Taiwanese-Roman)
Bián siunn-be tso̍ a-hiann
Bāng-lōo si̍k-sāi la̍k lé-pài, kám khò tiān-uē té-sìn thuân-tio̍h ài
Tsóng-sǹg lâi-kàu siòng-huē sî, guá ê sim-kuann kiann-kiann pih-pho̍k-tshái
Siòng-phìnn lāi-té iân-tâu phiau-phiat, kám ū-iánn tsin-tsiànn tsia hô-siâu
Gua̍t-ló-iâ-á tshian-bān m̄-thang, hōo guá ê ông-tsú piàn tsuí-ke
Tsá-àm guá kóng: Bîn-á-tsài lán tō-beh kìnn-bīn--ah, guá nā khì hiah, ē huat-sing siánn-mih tāi-tsì?
Lí kóng: Bîn-á-tsài lí nā lâi-kàu tsia, m̄-bián siūnn-beh tsuè gún a-hiann
Guá thiann--liáu ē-kha hit ki tah-pòo-pênn, mn̄g-kóng: Lí sī ū siánn-mih pá-hì?
Lí tsi̍t-ki tshuì kuà siang-tsi̍h, kóng-kah gún sim-hue khui, thiann--liáu khòo-té tām-tih-tih...
Lí kóng hiah-ê hōo guá siânn, tsiū-sī guá siōng-ài thiann
Uī-tio̍h tsit-pái kìnn-bīn, sin-thé liān-kah tsiok phah-piànn
Siūnn-siūnn-tio̍h lí iōng tshoo-ióng ê tshiú, hōo guá ap-tī bîn-tshn̂g
Tsit-ê ióng-tsòng ê tsa-poo-lâng, kim-àm bē-tshiūnn niau-á kiò-tshun
Mn̂g phah-khui sî khuànn-tio̍h tsi̍t-ê, phiau-phiat tsuè-tsíng ê Tâi-uân-lâng
Lí kiat-si̍t ê kha-thúi, kiânn-lōo ū hong ū-kàu tshàu-iānn
Lán kan-pue sî, lí ê tshiú thau-liām guá ê kha-tshng
Tsit-ê bah-tsâi, kim-àm bē hōo lí tsia̍h--liáu ū-tshun
Heh~
Tâi-uân ko-ko--ah! Lí kám ū-iánn tsiah-nī gâu
Lí nā bô tsi̍t-ê iánn, m̄-thang hōo guá ê kô khang-lâu
Gún mā sī tsa-poo-lâng khuànn-tsuē, gâu--ê sī bô kuí-ê
Lí nā-sī tī-tī lâi phòng-hong, guá tsiū ài uí-khut bē kah lí tshong
Lí kóng:
Bîn-á-àm lí nâ lâi-kàu chia, m̄-bián siunn-be tso̍ gún a-hiann
Che sī góa ê tē-phuân, góa ē hó-hó kà-sī góa ê kheh-hiann
Bîn-á-àm lí nâ lâi-kàu chia, m̄-bián siunn-be tso̍ gún a-hiann
Lí chit-bī ê góa siōng ài, lâi tō tsai-iánn góa oa-gâu oa ióng-kiānn
English Companion Poem
Don't Expect to Top
Six weeks online flirting, texts and calls are our thrill,
Terrified of what you might become, my heart beats still.
A man so sharp and bold in the photo, is it a lie I’m told?
Oh, the Matchmaker, don’t turn my prince into a toad, I’m bold.
[Spoken Word]
Last night I asked: "When we meet tomorrow, what fate will follow?"
You said: "When you step into my space, don't play the 'big brother'."
My ears burning with the heat, I asked: "What secrets are you under?"
Your silver tongue sets my soul ablaze, I’m X, torn asunder.
Your dirty talk is exactly what I want to hear,
I’ve trained my body for this moment, near.
Dreaming of your strong hands, XXX on the bed,
Tonight, this strapping man wakes the wild beast's lust instead.
When the door opens, a Taiwanese stud, such a perfect sight,
Sharp and proud, you walk with a breeze, a scent of delight.
When glasses clink, your hand sneaks to XX with glee,
This piece of meat, tonight you’ll devour all of me.
Oh, Taiwan brother, are you truly a master so great?
If that is not true, don't let my passion waste and abate.
I've seen my share of men, the truly skilled are few,
If you’re just a fake, I’ll force a switch and XX.
You say,
When you come here tomorrow, don't expect to top. –
This is my territory, I set the rules, and you’ll obey.–
When you come here tomorrow, don't expect to top. –
You're exactly the kind I crave, come feel the tough and raw ride I save.